First, get your hands on some chompers. (We suggest buying them new.) Next, make sure your decayed and crooked “teeth” are molded to your mouth for a comfortable fit. Got ‘em? Now your grimy Billy teeth are ready for a close-up with a colleague, HR manager, or basically anyone you want to impress.
WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
• Buy Billy Bob teeth at a gag store or online
A pre-dinner cocktail is an ideal place because you can appear professional in every way. Smile (with your mouth closed) as you first shake the person’s hand. Then say, “It’s so nice to finally meet you,” with as broad of a smile as you can muster. You’re bound to charm up some free drinks while you’re at it.